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  • SKU: 9781683694724
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Description

by Sam Tschida (Author)

Bridget Jones's Diary meets What We Do in the Shadows in this bitingly funny supernatural romance about a vampire finding herself and falling in love during the Christmas season.

"The found-family vampire Hallmark movie I didn't know I needed."--Jenna Levine, USA Today best-selling author of My Roommate Is a Vampire

Tiffenie may be three hundred years old, but she's still a hot mess. The vampire is tragically single, works a dead-end job at a blood bank, and spends her nights marathoning Hallmark Channel movies with her cat.

When Tiffenie inherits a fixer-upper home in Valentine, Vermont, thanks to a case of mistaken (okay, stolen) identity, she seizes the chance to get her life back on track. With her newly undead neighbor (it was an accident!) in tow, Tiffenie is determined to live out her holiday rom-com dreams in this picture-perfect town.

But between the mystery of her stolen identity, small-town drama, and the arrival of her insufferable vampire ex-boyfriend Vlad, getting her happily ever after with a hot Christmas tree farmer won't be easy. To uncover what she truly desires, Tiffenie must embark on a journey of self-acceptance for the first time in her immortal life. Luckily, it's never too late to start therapy.

Author Biography

Sam Tschida is the founder of Smut University and writes rom-coms and mysteries while braving the Minnesota winter. She is the author of Siri, Who Am I?, Undead and Unwed, and Errands and Espionage.

Number of Pages: 320
Dimensions: 1 x 7.9 x 5.2 IN
Publication Date: October 28, 2025

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