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by Max Monroe (Author)
Theo Cruz, a New York man known for his family's billion-dollar empire, Cruz Enterprises, has been indicted this afternoon in the Court of Public Opinion on charges of Bro-Code Conspiracy.
Chief counsel for the prosecution, Caplin Hawkins, spoke candidly about the accusation. "Once thought of as a best friend to many-including myself-Theo Cruz has officially turned his back on human decency. He's conniving and dishonest, and a habitual offender of Bro-Code Law 676. He'll rue the day he forgot that you never-under any circumstances-get involved with your best friend's little sister." Fact: I haven't actually been arrested or indicted.