Santa Farts: Merry Fartmas! - Paperback

by J. B. O'Neil (Author)

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook For FREE!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Santa Farts." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun!Here's what readers are saying about the #1 Bestselling Fart Book series: * "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" Lisa D. * "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. " Tom Foster* "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob RodenparkeHO Ho ho...MERRY FARTMAS!It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window...and then things go terribly, horribly wrong. We can't spill all the baked beans here, but you'll laugh as you discover: * How big old Santa really manages to squeeze down those tight chimneys* What lets Santa's reindeer fly through the air* How farts are used to power Santa's workshop* Mrs. Claus' favorite Christmas-eve dinner (make it with your family, if you dare!)* The true meaning of Christmas (hint: it's farts).This holiday spectacular contains 19 goofy illustrations and a blizzard of side-spitting fart jokes. You and your kids will laugh your stinky stockings off! So click the yellow button at the top of the page to start reading "Santa Farts" right now......and download a FREE audiobook as a special stocking stuffer. Enjoy!

Author Biography

J.B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Fart Book" and "The Booger Book" together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor;O)