400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody - Paperback

by Brian a. Keelan (Author)

Did you know that six year olds laugh an average of 300 times a day while adults only laugh an average of 15 to 100 times a day? In an effort to bring those numbers up a little, I put this book together: 1: It's full of funny jokes. 2: There are no cuss words in the book. That way nobody will be offended by the language and there will be no problem with relatives or customers or anybody whose good opinion, the teller of the joke or the giver of the book values. My daughter paid me the highest compliment, "It's a great book Dad. If you hadn't written it, I'd buy it for you." 3: The jokes cover a good range of categories: from just plain funny to, legal, political, corporate, fast-thinking, ethnic, seniors, men vs. women and of course drinking. 4: This book will come in handy for speech writers and toastmasters because many of the jokes can be adapted to serve a situation or help the teller make a point. 5: This book makes a great gift because it so very well priced and it's the kind of gift that will leave you well-remembered long after you give it. A wise man once said to me, "People very seldom remember what you say, but they always remember how you made them feel." This book is an excellent gift for Christmas or for any other gift giving occasion including Valentine's day, birthdays, Family Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day, graduation day, an anniversary or just to say, "Thanks for the order," or just plain, "Thanks, for...," and you fill in the blanks? It won't make you fat, it costs a lot less than a case of beer, it will last a lot longer, and because laughter is like internal aerobics, so will you and the people you give it to. Everybody wins!

Author Biography

I live in Bright's Grove, Ontario, Canada on the shores of Lake Huron. I have a Bachelor of Arts degree from the University of Western Ontario - with majors in economics and philosophy. Along with Sylvia, my family, road trips with my friends, riding my bike, sailing, cool boats and good weather, I love music, movies and really good sound systems. After a sales career at IBM, I took my love of good sound, married it to my love of movies and for thirty two years, I owned and operated Keelans Audio Video Centre in Sarnia; designing, selling and installing home theatre systems. I stayed on the leading edge of technology while offering a better picture, better sound, better service, less money approach to my customers. After finally kicking a 40 year addiction to nicotine in 2000, I retired from the consumer electronics business in 2003 to pursue a writing career. I am the author of How To Quit Smoking and Save Your Life and 200 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody. I also have over 110 published articles in magazines and newspapers. I am currently working on a book of short stories called: Bucket Rides and an action/ adventure novel with a working title called: One Last Cruise.